What does a tambourine, rats, Iceland, and a Halloween party in San Francisco have in common? Answer: Heklina!
Where did you grow up? Iceland, Minnesota, New York, and Boston. What do you miss about any of those places? I miss Iceland, because it’s the one place I can relax. What’s something special about San Francisco that’s not common knowledge? This is a hard question, as the city is a mess right now. A lot of the special things have been drained away, but it’s still the city I look forward to getting back to whenever I travel. If you had to live somewhere other than San Francisco, where would you live? Well, I bought a house in Palm Springs, so there for sure (laughs). Also, Iceland, and perhaps Puerta Vallarta. What’s the most outrageous thing that you’ve ever seen at Trannshack? Oh my god, there were so many things, it’s impossible to narrow one down. But perhaps the first most shocking thing was when the club first opened in 1996. A queen named RunRig popped popcorn off a hot-plate on her head, and immediately after her performance had to be rushed to the hospital for life-threatening burns to her scalp!
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Who’s the most underrated drag queen? Anyone not on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Has drag become too mainstream and lost its send of the irreverent? Yes. Of all the films spoofs that you’ve been in, which one was your favorite? The favorite thing I do is our Golden Girls LIVE production! Who’s your favorite film performer? Wow. I guess Elizabeth Taylor… Or Divine. What’s your favorite film? The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a film I can watch over and over. It’s clichéd, but true. Which one of your old jobs least prepared you for what you do now? Data processor in the navy. If God were to take you tomorrow, how would you like to be remembered? For the things that I’ve created—Trannyshack and Oasis—and the fact that I never fucked anyone over or was dishonest in getting where I am.
What do you want to live long enough to see? The death of Donald Trump of course! Will you ever retire? Yes. What’s the weirdest question that a fan’s asked you? Nothing seems weird to me. What other celebrity did you act like a “fan” around? Bjork. What’s the last thing that you looked at online? Porn. What’s the best place that you’ve visited? Rio De Janeiro. What politician don’t you like? I don’t like any of them! What’s your favorite drink? Coffee. What’s your most treasured possession? My cat, Dexter. Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely. Either living or dead, who would you love to have lunch with? Judy Garland. What’s something that you learned in life only when you got older? Don’t sweat the small stuff, and—for god’s sake—don’t try and solve arguments online.
What did you learn from your parents? What not to do. Who’s your favorite performer? David Bowie. What’s your best characteristic? I’m loyal, if you don’t fuck me over. How do you enjoy spending your time? Going to shows—concerts, theater and films—and traveling. What celebrity do you have crush on? Chris Evans! Who do you admire? David Bowie. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be? David Bowie (laughs). I love Bowie. Where would you go in a time machine? Back to 1975. I was just a baby, but I’d like to be an adult during that era. Glam rock, disco, and punk! What would your last meal be? Barbecue! What do you worry about? Climate change. What are you afraid of? Rats and heights. If you were a musical instrument, what would you be? A tambourine. I don’t wanna be bothered too much.
Are you more like a sheep or a wolf? A wolf, for sure. Many boys who cross my path can vouch for that. Who depends on you, and for what? My cat Dexter does, for the obvious things. My employees do, for a livelihood. My audience…? Who are you closest with? Pippi Lovestocking, Peaches Christ, and Matthew Martin. What would your autobiography be called? That’s It? What’s on your bucket list? An African safari. What’s your greatest regret in life? Wasting all my time as a youth taking drugs and clubbing. But it’s also the thing I remember most fondly. What’s something secretive about you that people don’t know? I’m actually a really nice person. Never trust anyone who is not a cunt. Where can we see you? At Oasis! Also, at the Victoria Theatre this December for Golden Girls LIVE!
